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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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I don’t think you understand that you can literally rip my heart out and stomp on it and I’ll apologize for getting your shoes dirty
the best text I’ve ever received (via my-lovelydisaster)

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fowllanguagecomics:

Chug-chug-BOOM
  • Me on my wedding day:

    you still like me right

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rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

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whatwouldcarriesay:

"There we were…the ’90s version of matinee ladies. Who said the theater was dead?” -Carrie Bradshaw

whatwouldcarriesay:

"There we were…the ’90s version of matinee ladies. Who said the theater was dead?” -Carrie Bradshaw

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